Corrupt a wish

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( credit to Grimblade of WOA )
This game is fairly simple. I'll start off by making a wish, and the next person has to grant it, but corrupts it, giving you an unwanted result. Then they make a wish, and it continues.

Example:
Start: "I wish for a teleporter"
Next Person: "Granted, but the teleporter teleports you to the middle of the ocean and becomes waterlogged. I wish for a baseball bat."

i wish for a million dollers!

granted but all the pollution will go in your body, making you explode

I wish I could have all the chocolate bars i want

granted but you will get really really fat that you will explode
i wish for a genie

granted but the genie is a terrorist, so he'll kill himself when he'll get out of the lamp
plus you will killed by the explosion

I wish I had fries for a month

granted but they will give you stomach pain since they are 20 years old
i wish to die lol

Granted, but I revive you.

I wish my computer wasn't EFFING DESTROYED FOR THE SECOND TIME!

granted but it explode thx to a bomb inside it
i wish for a snowman

Granted, but it's only a man covered in snow.

I wish I had a rocketlauncher.

granted but the missile will target you
I wish I could have all the wii games in the world

granted but all you will get is the baby wii games
i wish for someone to corrupt my wish now >:U

granted but I'll give you a million of dollars

I wish I could ride a skiing camel with chuck norris

granted but you will ride it whit a fat person
i wish to see nothing

Granted, you see a person named Nothing.

I wish I had an iPad.

granted but all u get is the ipod
i wish cake can see katakana in his pc

Granted, but... but... You become fat!

I wish I could go home and sleep right now.

granted but you cant sleep cause you drank a potion that keep you awake
i wish i could see earth

You do, you see earth all the time. Look down if you don't believe me.

I wish I had some food.

granted but these foods expire 10 years ago
i wish bowser jr haz positive 3 votes

Granted, but I allready have, so you wasted a wish.

I wish I was a soccer pro.

granted but ur a soccer loser
i wish i could help a hobo lol

Granted but the hobo kills you and takes all your stuff.

I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hand (lol I hate that song)

granted u will hear it for the rest of ur life along with rickashley
i wish i could see konata

Granted, you see konata, and konata kills you.

I wish I had tacos.

granted but the taco so big that it will squash u like a bug
i wish that person never marry that ds game

Granted he marry you instead XD

I wish I had more Wii Points than you.

granted but it will take u a year to catch up to me
i wish i could be a dog