Corrupt a wish

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( credit to Grimblade of WOA )
This game is fairly simple. I'll start off by making a wish, and the next person has to grant it, but corrupts it, giving you an unwanted result. Then they make a wish, and it continues.

Example:
Start: "I wish for a teleporter"
Next Person: "Granted, but the teleporter teleports you to the middle of the ocean and becomes waterlogged. I wish for a baseball bat."

i wish for a million dollers!

granted but u got ban so is a lost
i wish for chery pie

Bowser Jr. says: "Granted!" But he didn't grant the wish :PppPpPPpPpPPPppPp

You forgot to wish.

Woops, I wish I was a superstar XD

Granted, but you never get peace from the paparazzi!

I wish I had an easier way of getting into university.

Granted, but you will never get out.

I wish I was done with my last homework...

Granted, but then you remember that you have a huge essay to write.

I wish someone would actually unban me on the chatbox. :/

granted and i guess ill unban ya
i wish for a 1 year of summer

(Thanks )

Granted, but then the school term is twice as long.

I wish I didn't suffer from hayfever!

granted but idk wut that means and i cant help with that =/
i wish i could see the whole world

"but then you remember that you have a huge essay to write." I just remembered that I have a huge essay to write O.o

Granted, but you turn to a pig (haha wtf)

I wish... I wish I had a wish xD

granted and ur wish is a pile of poop
i wish i could see a another spirit

Granted, you see the horse Spirit.
I wish Israel could stop the s*** they're doing. Poor Palestine...

Granted, and everyone in Israel dies.

I wish I had more nazi friends.

granted but i cant get u any nazi friends but ill be ur friend
i wish for the best pie

Granted, you get the best foot. (Pie in spanish=foot XD)

I wish Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games could be played online.

granted but the ds one haz wifi

i wish someone could explain wut the lolwut pear means or is

Granted, lolwut pear is a pear, and it means lolwut (or "haha what?")