Corrupt a wish

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( credit to Grimblade of WOA )
This game is fairly simple. I'll start off by making a wish, and the next person has to grant it, but corrupts it, giving you an unwanted result. Then they make a wish, and it continues.

Example:
Start: "I wish for a teleporter"
Next Person: "Granted, but the teleporter teleports you to the middle of the ocean and becomes waterlogged. I wish for a baseball bat."

i wish for a million dollers!

granted but i traded it for a onix
i wish for genie freedom

Granted but the genie came out the bottle and got eaten by a Dragon.\

I wish for donuts.....

Granted but Homer ate them all
i wish for my powers to be OVER 9000!!!!

Granted but Goku is still more powerful than you and he beats you in a battle.

I wish I lived in Shamar.

granted but the far u can go is 10 feet from ur house
i wish for a t-rex

Granted but it's only a toy t-rex

I wish I owned Square Enix

granted but all u can have is a square
i wish to see obama

Granted, you'll see Michelle Obama

I wish Flygon was in Brawl

granted but it got replace by charizard
i wish for a mansion

Yes, you will have a mansion, but it's gonna be Luigi's Mansion SO GO HOME AND DIE


Ahem, sorry for that. I wish I was a pro chef.

granted but u will be making food to the hobos
i wish for a epic lolz

Granted But you Lolz'd at some dude jumping off a tree and getting hit by a car only to realize it was you dad.

I wish for a Hot British Girl

granted but shes a fat british girl
i wish for a death star

I specifacly said a "HOT" british girl.Fat people are not hot. >_>

i wish for ferret or enigma to corrupt this wish

i wish enigma would do it cuz im too lazy to

granted but i did it insted
i wish for unlimited lifes

granted, but the lives went to sasori.

i wish that i was the coolest person on earth. (not that that's not already happened)

granted but ur only cool in hobo land
i wish for mother earth

granted but shes a dust pile cuz shes so old.

i wish that this made scense. gabahubanee

granted but it damage my brain thinking wut to say
i wish for a bidoof

granted but since no one knows what that is it soon disapears

i wish that osama died

granted but none knows were he is
i wish i could see a alien

granted but it soon kills you with its laser scope eyes.

i wish for my brawl fixed agian

Granted, but it gets broken again

I wish I had a wish that can't be corrupted