Corrupt a wish

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( credit to Grimblade of WOA )
This game is fairly simple. I'll start off by making a wish, and the next person has to grant it, but corrupts it, giving you an unwanted result. Then they make a wish, and it continues.

Example:
Start: "I wish for a teleporter"
Next Person: "Granted, but the teleporter teleports you to the middle of the ocean and becomes waterlogged. I wish for a baseball bat."

i wish for a million dollers!

granted but ur wish already corrupted
i wish for no school

Granted, and then you HAVE to go to school bcosa magical Alien has a gun to your head BWAHHAHAHHAH

i wish for CAKE! CHOCOLATE MOOSE CAKE O: EPICCCC

Granted, but the chocolate was moose poo.

I wish I had a hidretolav

granted but it dies?

i wish for pie

Granted but i eat it on my way here
i wish for a pikaman

Granted, but you get a crappy Pokémon instead.

I wish I was on a vacation right now.

granted but is not summer yet
i wish to see mars

granted but you get teleported to mars instead and sufficates.

i wish that i was the strangest man alive

granted but ur the strangest hobo alive
i wish for a apple juice

Granted.But the apple they used to squeze the juice has ben peed on by a cow

I wish for hitler to come back from the dead

Granted, but everyone attacked him and killed him again

I want you

Everybody wants me, so get in the queue.

I wish I wasn't so effing awesome as I am. It's too much

Bowser Jr. wrote:Everybody wants me, so get in the queue.

I wish I wasn't so effing awesome as I am. It's too much

granted and now you suck

i wish for a turtle

Granted.But ut has Mad Turtle disease so it ripped your head off

I wish i could clone penguins

granted but the cloned army of penguin raped u hard
i wish for ferret to corrupt my awesome wish

Not granted. And lol Pikawars XD

I wish I didn't get so much negative votes DX

grated but now the whole world will vote negative
i wish for billy mays head

Granted, but by an accident, you get Billy Mays butt :O

I wish I wasn't mad right now.

granted but i dont got nothing to cure ur madness
i wish I HAD FURY >:U

Granted, you had it. Oh, you didn't notice it? Too bad for you... Now you don't have it anymore.

I wish it was friday today.

granted but it already pass and u miss it
I wish to be the only person on earth

Granted, but you get sick and you die because there is no one on earth that can help you.

I wish I had more money.

granted but all you get is toy money
i wish slippy the toad could die

granted but a teenage mutant ninja turtle will rape you hard in the ass

I wish I could fly

granted but the wings will grow on your ass making you imposiible to fly
i wish for less pollution