Continue the sentence

First topic message reminder :

( CREDIT TO KOY OF DEH WOA O:

Hey, here's a forum game.
Finish the Sentence is a game where the first poster starts the sentence, like so:
"There was a guy who"

And then the next poster continues the sentence with another phrase:
"died because he accidentally"

And then the chain continues:
"used his knife too"
"cut his foot off"
"which was a carrot"
"that was homosexual"
"and went on a journey to become the best pokemon trainer there is"
etc.
It's sort of like that 3 word story game, except it NEVER ENDS *unless someone gets butthert and decides to lock the topic"
but you should prob post more then 5 words so people dont go like and then, and all that crap as a post lol
NOW LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED:

and then he died but enough of this bird, lets talk about enigma, enigma went out one day and

besided to jack off by seeing Bowser Jr doing his morning exercises

and then went to a library

and went to the porn section to watch his daily

boobies, but all porn was gone

so he got mad and decided to go

pluto and visit Ray, but he wasn't home

cause ray was collecting star bits to eat

so Enigma decided to wait untill Ray got back

but ray never return so enigma went back to earth

and took a quick nap before he

die in a car explosion from miss piggy

and miss piggy died too, but in another way; she was slaughtered

meanwhile in korodai a random hero appeard

and then dissapeared, and then appeared, but then walked away

and went walking on sunshine

and started to sing:
"Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere..."

right after he finish a earthquake happen destroying all

so he took cover under a car

but it wasnt a real car it was a car made out of box

and he changed the box car into a box house and moved in

and then found more boxes and made a big box-castle

until the wind blows and destroyed the castle

and he started to cry and run around in cirkles

till godzilla poped out and started raping the twin towers