Continue the sentence

( CREDIT TO KOY OF DEH WOA O:

Hey, here's a forum game.
Finish the Sentence is a game where the first poster starts the sentence, like so:
"There was a guy who"

And then the next poster continues the sentence with another phrase:
"died because he accidentally"

And then the chain continues:
"used his knife too"
"cut his foot off"
"which was a carrot"
"that was homosexual"
"and went on a journey to become the best pokemon trainer there is"
etc.
It's sort of like that 3 word story game, except it NEVER ENDS *unless someone gets butthert and decides to lock the topic"
but you should prob post more then 5 words so people dont go like and then, and all that crap as a post lol
NOW LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED:

there was guy who

fell into a lake when SoB took out his belt and slapped him in the ass, and then

Mario came with his Machinegun and

shot it at sob until sob lost his babytoe XD

and then GT fainted,Then

then went to

a house made of

cheese and churros

and a bike

and got destroy

By a powerful Bowl of cereal

making milk fall

and spill on my pants

making ferret looks like he pee

when he actually did

pee on himself

and all his friends

who wanted him to buy a cheesecake because of this piss

him off then he got the cake and

he ran into a wall

and broke the wall

into one-thousand pieces. The wall's owner, Mr.E. Nigma

got so piss that he went

on a bus which was

fill whit hobos asking for change