What Would You Rather?

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For you who don't know, here's an example:

Bob: Would you rather destroy your favorite console or die 2012?
Joe: Die 2012
Would you rather go to school on a saturday or a sunday?
Bob: Sunday


And yeah you should get it by now. So I'll start off.


Would you rather visit the moon or visit Mars?

Hawaii

Would you rather have a free small computer or a free small tv?

free small computer i haz enough tvs
would rather be a dirty pirate and get free stuff or a legit person and buy ur stuff?

Legit person.

Would you rather play soccer or basketball?

im better at soccer so soccer it is
would u rather be a policeman or fireman

Policeman.

Would you rather be a Jedi or a Sith?

Sith so i can make a dark poopie
would u rather be a clown or a homeless asking for change

Clown, cuz it's not fun to be poor.

Would you rather be friend with George W. Bush or Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Arnold Schwarzenegger
would rather use a old pc like the IBM or have no pc at all?

No pc, I hate old pc's they piss me off.

Would you rather be able to breathe under water or in space?

meh i can breathe in space already so water
would u rather smoke weed or be super super drunk

Smoke weed.

Would you rather eat fish or eat chicken?

eat chicken
would u rather say i love fishsticks or i love balls

I have allready said that I love balls XD

Would you rather say that the glass is half full or half empty?

half full
would u rather be me for a day or be Mr ferret

Hmm... It would be fun to be a ferret, but I think I'll choose you, cuz you live in a place I never ever visit.

Would you rather watch cartoon or porn?

hmmmm cartoon im more of anime person

Would you rather watch or read Naruto or Bleach?

watch
would rather eat brains or a animal heart

Hmm... Brains, maybe I get smarter?

Would you rather run into a brick wall in highspeed or jump of a not so high building? (you'll get hurt in both)

get hurt by a wall xD
would u rather lose ur penis or ur ass lol

Penis. Gals likes my booty

Would you rather be someones penis or someones ass hahah

Penis, dann könnte ich in mädchen gehen vaginas (don't try to translate that, that was kind of dirty )

Would you rather be a Nazi or a Communist?

Hmm... Hard one... Nazi cuz I have a nazi friend xD

Would you rather have a tiger or a lion?

lion so he can eat mewait what?!
would you rather be bigfoot or chupacabra?

xD

Chupacabra :3

Would you rather party all night or sleep?