What Would You Rather?

For you who don't know, here's an example:

Bob: Would you rather destroy your favorite console or die 2012?
Joe: Die 2012
Would you rather go to school on a saturday or a sunday?
Bob: Sunday


And yeah you should get it by now. So I'll start off.


Would you rather visit the moon or visit Mars?

Visit Mars.

Would you rather jump out of a cliff or a plane?

i would rather visit mars since im tired of seeing the moon and also anew planet to see still i like pluto better

Would u rather die in a lava or die in a desert tough question huh lol

desert

would u rather eat a dog or cat

Eat a cat, i wouldnt eat a dog thats just crazy!

Would you rather jump into a hole full of flames, or drown in a whirlpool XDDD

Drown in a whirlpool, I'd rather drown then get burned to death.

Would you rather stop eating your favorite food in the world or someone that throws up in your mouth?

uhh lolwut, i dont know what the 2nd thing is so im gonna go with stop eatign fav food XD

YOU DIDNT ASK ME WOULD YOU RATHER!!!!!! RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you rather get cpr with a bullet in your head (lol) or your head getting eaten.

CPR with bullet in head, XDDDDD

would u rather jump off of a bridge and land on a rock or get your legs broken and fall into the sewers?

HMMMMMMMMM NEITHER, lol jk I rather get my legs broken and fall into the sewers, at least its not worse then falling on a rock, oww....

Would you rather go out with your same gender or have eternal pain?

uhhhh idk eternall pain? xD

wud u rather eat dog shit or cat shit! XD

Cat sh**

Would you rather eat load full of foods that you despise or have to drink spoiled milk?

Spoiled milk, lol

would u rather die of starvation, or get burned to death?

Burned to death. I wonder how it feels. Anyone wanna try it for me?

Would you rather have sex with Mario or Luigi

XDDDD HARD 1, Luigi hes more of a woman XD

would u rather tell RWJ hes gay ( he isnt ) or murder Fred XDD

Murder Fred

Would you rather have sex with Peach or Daisy

Peach lol

would u rather fuck a dog or a cat

A dog I think.

Would you rather kill Bush or Castro

bush hands down

Would u rather eat popcorn or eat popcorn?

Inb4 Bush or Castro's men find my previous post by googling "kill Castro/Bush" and track me down and kill me <_<

Eat popcorn

Would you rather eat a cat or a dog

Cat lol

Would u rather get eaten by Bowser or a alligator? ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE? XDD )

Mega Bowser

Would you rather eat Toad or a goomba

Goomba XD

would u rather die or die XD

Die XD. Better than only die

Would you rather be a trillionaire or king of the world

king, i can make people give me money to be a trillionare then XD

would u rather be a ghost or a wolf?