Corrupt a wish

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( credit to Grimblade of WOA )
This game is fairly simple. I'll start off by making a wish, and the next person has to grant it, but corrupts it, giving you an unwanted result. Then they make a wish, and it continues.

Example:
Start: "I wish for a teleporter"
Next Person: "Granted, but the teleporter teleports you to the middle of the ocean and becomes waterlogged. I wish for a baseball bat."

i wish for a million dollers!

granted but u get more after this
i wish it was saturday

Granted, It's now saturday on earth, but you live in Pluto, so you're still having school lol.

I wish you was on the chat now...

granted but everytime i go ur not there ._.
i wish i had a flamethrower

Granted, my father will visit you and act like a flamethrower, but he might burn you aswell

I wish the Kirby game on Wii was finished and released.

0mg i been waiting for that game aswell
granted but nintendo is sooo lazy i wish i had a disney in ma house lol

Granted, you have a note with the word disney on.

I wish Rick Astley was in Brawl XD

granted but he was too awesome that had to be remove
i wish u could level up ur license

Granted, I tried to click it, but it didn't work (seriously DX)

I wish I had a cookie house.

granted but i deleted ur house tracking cookies and the house got deleted aswell ._.
i wish for ._.

Granted ._.

I wish I was older.

granted but ur now too old that u will die in 1 day
i wish everyone had a eternal life

Granted, everyone except you have an eternal life.

I wish I could read minds.

granted but u can only read ur own mind lol
i wish i never granted ur previous wish

Hahah granted, but now I can't read or write so this is my next wish: cvauk vu ty jalb vauiocc wakku wakku.

granted but my head exploded by thinking a good thing
i wish for a RAMPU

You have to call another number, sir. I can't help you with stuff that I don't know what it is.

I wish I could skip school.

granted but the teacher found out and u got detencion
i wish i could live in earth

Granted, but you move to earth in december 2012, right before the earth DIES

I wish I was Crookers

granted but idk wut that is so ur a crock and get arrested the next day
i wish for Bowser Jr to travel to the past and kill whoever invented school

Granted, but I traveled to long back and died before the person who invented school was born.

I wish I had some big balls to play with

granted u will get some old dude giant ball sack which u will enjoy them for good
i wish for talking burgers

Granted, but you get some talking boogers.

I wish that Inter lost against Bayern München yesterday...

Ich do not want to ruin dass wish. Ich wish the same as Bowser Jr.

granted but idk wut it is so you get a apple insted
i wish youtube wasnt gay

Haha apple. Granted, youtube is bisexual.

I wish I never got banned from Monster Ranch.