Corrupt a wish

( credit to Grimblade of WOA )
This game is fairly simple. I'll start off by making a wish, and the next person has to grant it, but corrupts it, giving you an unwanted result. Then they make a wish, and it continues.

Example:
Start: "I wish for a teleporter"
Next Person: "Granted, but the teleporter teleports you to the middle of the ocean and becomes waterlogged. I wish for a baseball bat."

i wish for a million dollers!

Granted but u can only use it to buy pencils.

I wish for cookies

Granted, but they'll make you fat and you die.

I wish for Super Mario Galaxy 2

granted but someone just put usper mario galaxy 2 cover on numba 1, and then u got super mario galaxy 1 XD

i wish for a rock

Granted, but the rock was giant and felll from the sky and smashed you.

I wish it was peace on earth.

granted and then george bush starts raegquitting and then he murders 45 people! DUNDUNDUNN

i wish forDUNDUNDUNN! ( That means the next poster gets to end my sentence and grant it and do whatever! )

Granted, but my head exploded because I was thinking of something good to put there.

I wish it was war on earth.

Granted but its war ont he moon!

i wish for a sword

Granted, but you killed yourself with it.

I wish for a pistol.

Granted but Guess what? I GOT YOUR GUN! * u get killed*

i wish for a nuke

Granted, but the whole world blew up because of too many nukes.

I wish I was president in usa

Granted but i accidently activated and blew up mars ._. i wish for a ship

granted and i sunk it

i wish for pie

sorry i eat it on my way
i wish for Tortoises doing things o.o

granted but the tortoises did it so hard they had a mass popoulation and killed the human race and ruled the world happily.

i wish for kirby

he got kill by king triple D Monsters
i wish to see imagination land

Granted, but you only see it in your imagination

I wish I was a turtle... wait, I allready am. I wish I had a Nintendo DS!

granted but some hobo took it =/
i wish billy mays was alive again

Granted, but Billy Mays lives only in 3 more hours.

I wish I was done with my homework :/

granted but then a dog eat your homework
i wish for a manbearpig

Granted, but it evolves to Bidoof.

I wish I had a gun right now.

granted but is a plastic water gun
i wish for no more pollution

Granted............... NOT! Hah!

I wish my back didn't hurt...

granted but none cant help u whit that
i wish for the movie snow white and the seven pimp midgets

Granted and i popped him like a balloon i wish for Pika <3