Continue the sentence

First topic message reminder :

( CREDIT TO KOY OF DEH WOA O:

Hey, here's a forum game.
Finish the Sentence is a game where the first poster starts the sentence, like so:
"There was a guy who"

And then the next poster continues the sentence with another phrase:
"died because he accidentally"

And then the chain continues:
"used his knife too"
"cut his foot off"
"which was a carrot"
"that was homosexual"
"and went on a journey to become the best pokemon trainer there is"
etc.
It's sort of like that 3 word story game, except it NEVER ENDS *unless someone gets butthert and decides to lock the topic"
but you should prob post more then 5 words so people dont go like and then, and all that crap as a post lol
NOW LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED:

so he ran out of the bus

and headed to mc dinalds to get

some tasty burgers and fries

which gave him lots of diarea

and while he was pooping, he listened to some great music

which made him sing of how great it was

untill he realised that it wasn't so great

so he puke till he couldnt puke no more

then he went to PetCo and bought a pet ferret which proceded to pee on his shoe for 45 minutes

(hahah) and when it stopped, it took all his stuff and ran away

while holding the ferret in his hand

and then started to burn down

to his buttcrack that made him

scream loudly like a little girl

making everyone laugth at him

so he cried and ran home

to his mother to tell her how he felted

but she didn't give a crap and ignored him

so he started to cry like a baby

untill his mother said shut up so he shut up and then a bird flew right into his mothers face

and started eating his mom

and then flew away quickly

to gets his egg which it was falling

and he saved the egg and flew to his nest

so he can eat it and get a awesome orgasm